Well, Potter, what can I say? I don't mind rustic, but so far the cleanliness has been appalling, the buffet lacking and the overal atmosphere is...

[ She glances to the window, rain pelting against it, the glass rattling under the onslaught of the storm. ]

... turbulent. My verdict is... I've had better. Worse, too. So let's put it at a generous 3 out of 10, with some downwards mobility to turn into an irredeemable shit show.